Question : What do you think of this rap?
It is about old people.

Living 80 short years, and no regrets

Wait, maybe I have some, I tend to forget

Even in public I get away with cursing

And my home is made just for nursing!

I see a restaurant, I want to have meal there
…
Too bad they don’t have a ramp for my wheelchair

Young folks, have more problems then a book of math

My biggest worry is that my skin looks like I just got out of the bath

All in all, us old folks are happy campers

Except of course, when we have to change our Pampers

I don’t have bright ideas like Thomas Edison

But every morning I get a cup full of medicine

Of course not everything is fine and dandy

Because of my dentures, I can’t eat candy!

I can’t find people, I need my glasses to see ‘em

And it is not easy for me to take a BM

(chorus) I NEED FIBERRRRRRR
I NEED PRUNESSSSSSSS
I NEED FIBERRRRRRRRR
I can’t poop. (fart noise)

Put up with kids for 18 years, haven’t been a parent since

Those dumb bastards think they’re getting an inheritance

If you want to tell me the news, or something that’s funny

The only reply you will hear is WHATS THAT, SONNY?

I don’t do activities, because I have horrible bones
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And don’t try to tell me about your fancy portable phones

If you try to complain, you know what I’ll say?

OH YEAH, WELL BACK IN MY DAY…

Kids these days ain’t nothin’ but brats.

MY KIDS made them all spoiled and fat

Can they hang out with grandpa? I’ll pass on that

I prefer watching Law and Order with my cat.

Sad as it is, i can’t get an erection

I do have other hard candy though; a nice selection

Sometimes my digestion takes way too long

So I have a fiber rich diet, to move things along

(chorus)

Any feedback would be appreciated.
portable wheelchair ramps

Best answer:

Answer by Ft Supa
stealing it going on my next album